Q: if you were cast in the remake of a movie, what movie would it be and what role would you play?
A: reality bites, but i think we would all have to be the ethan hawke character. actually fuck that i want to be ethan, he gets winona in the end. maybe one of the other guys could be ben stiller and have her for a little, but in the end she is mine. i can do that since i am doing this interview.

Q: who is your favorite supermodel and why?
A: i don't really have one, i guess helena christainson because i really want to tell this story. i was at this party she was at and she looked me straight in the eyes. she had these incredible eyes, i turned and ran like a scared child. i think she thought she knew me and quickly found out she didn't. i know she isn't a model but mia farrow in "rosemary's baby" is my dream girl.

Q: do you have a web site? why? why not?
A: yes, because you're supposed to right?

Q: if you were a pizza, what type of pizza would it be?
A: it would be an regular pizza with onions from lombardi's on spring st in nyc. best pizza in the world,especially when someone else is paying.

Q: what's the biggest vice that you take part in?
A: snorting coke off of strippers asses (and drinking excessively on the road, but that is so passe.)

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